Devious Journal Entry[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[x] Other = hot (i have odd socks!)
[ ] White = sexy
What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[x] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Skinny jeans = beast
[ ] Other = sex addict
What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[x] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass
Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[x] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[x] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[x] Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs
I'm a hot clown Who Loves To Be Different Who cuddled with a preostetute Because I'm sexy as hell...
High
I'd love to hunt with you. (No, I'm not a lesbo, I'm just in need of a hunting companion.)(Sorry if I offended anyone with the aforementioned word.)
--
Me: Hello, Edward Cullen.
Edward: ?
Me: I'm going to rip your sparkling ass into tiny shreds. Then I'll burn those shreds. *Evil laugh*
Edward: What? Nooooooo...
(Sounds of ripping then the smell of burnt vamp taints the air.)
Me: *evil laugh*
i have 2 rules of hunting.
1. No hunting of werewolves. all werewolves in Wiltshire England are protected by me.
2. No killing of the Humans... we don't want them getting any ideas.
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Im a Goth NOT AN EMO
and i have a weirder religon than Jashinism
Get over it.
Waffles are good.
I like waffles... and Marmalade, Banana, Chicken and Cornflake Sandwiches
[link]
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Me: Hello, Edward Cullen.
Edward: ?
Me: I'm going to rip your sparkling ass into tiny shreds. Then I'll burn those shreds. *Evil laugh*
Edward: What? Nooooooo...
(Sounds of ripping then the smell of burnt vamp taints the air.)
Me: *evil laugh*
Im already turned...
but i wouldn't mind going on the hunt with you!
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Im a Goth NOT AN EMO
and i have a weirder religon than Jashinism
Get over it.
Waffles are good.
I like waffles... and Marmalade, Banana, Chicken and Cornflake Sandwiches
[link]
How did your turning come to be at the ripe age of sixteen? And exactly what will we be hunting? I hope you're not the variety who is under the delusion that carrot juice is pumping through the veins of bunny rabbits and that we're actually capable of being 'vegetarians'. If that is your preference I'll have to sadly decline the offer.
Also, who turned you? If it was Noah Sohlström I will KICK his ass!
i don't know... i don't particuly want to go into the details... but if you realy want to know i shall sent it in a NOTE...
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Im a Goth NOT AN EMO
and i have a weirder religon than Jashinism
Get over it.
Waffles are good.
I like waffles... and Marmalade, Banana, Chicken and Cornflake Sandwiches
[link]
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